No offense, but this weekend was pretty fucking insane. Did I get wasted? Yes. Did I have a good time? Debatable.
Friday started with the obligatory barbecue, with beer, burgers, and brats. I’m not really sure where this became canon, much like the forced date of New Years or Valentine’s, or how you have to be [...]
Not that I’ve never been to a strip club. Nor have I rarely experienced hanging out with a lesbian. But I have to admit, merging the two events is highly recommended. As Ferris Bueller would say, “It is so choice. “ Seeing as DC is chock full of lesbians and a pretty lengthy [...]
As all six of you who read this know, I have been a server and host at a restaurant in DC for the past year or so. I’ve worked there full time since last August and, after quitting my other full time job, only there since around Thanksgiving. For almost a year, I’ve [...]
This week’s episode, while not exactly being the most exciting finale (season three probably has them beat there), was still a blast to watch. I’m sure the end results certainly didn’t hurt with how I viewed the episode, but overall, this season showed some real skill in the kitchen, and while it was obvious from [...]
I thought I was mad when they sent Dale home. I thought that would be the most unjust elimination this season, as I was certain there would be no way Spike or Lisa, the no talent ass clowns that they are, could make it to the finals. And I was halfway right, with the Ultimate [...]
My response to RJ Eskow’s obnoxious, gloating, and grating Letter to a Clinton Supporter:
“I understand why you supported her. But why would you allow yourself to be played as a pawn for a Washington power couple’s personal ambitions?”
It’s this kind of doublethink that pissed a lot of Clinton supporters off. Ambition? He was already a [...]
As dawn breaks on Casa de Chef this week, we are privy to hear that Steph again is excited that there are so many women left in the competition at this point. There have never been three women in the Final Four, and she would love to see it happen this year. Antonia [...]
Yesterday, at 9 in the morning, I registered for classes. For the first time in years, I got up early, turned on my computer, downloaded some bullshit program, and signed myself up for courses on the way to achieving a degree. And it felt amazing.
Ten weeks from yesterday, I move into my building in Nashville [...]
Unlike usual episodes that start with footage of the chefs waking up in Casa de Chef, this one shows Tom Colicchio waking them up at the ass crack of dawn - quarter to six, to be precise. Turns out that he’s going to be involved with the Quickfire Challenge this week, and tells them [...]
My sheer joy and ecstasy at seeing that raging freak Andrew pack his knives and go this week was completely tampered by the fact that now I know Spike will make it to the end. Since Jordan Baker decided to gift me with spoilers and tell me that the girl with curly hair and [...]
