Entries from May 2009

May 17, 2009

I Figured Out LOST. NBD.

Yes, it’s true.  I’m fucking brilliant.  For all of you insanely awesome people that watch LOST, I hope this doesn’t make your brain explode.  Or ruin anything.  Because I am the shit, I will share my thoughts with you.  Jacob’s enemy IS the Smoke Monster.
Think about it – his loophole is that he had to [...]

May 13, 2009

Seriously, DMB Fans – You. Suck.

So I went to my first DMB concert a few weeks back.  I had always kind of listened to him in the background, and had a lot of his music, but he was never really a priority for me, you know?  I mean, I love “Everyday” and “Crush” and a few of his albums, but [...]

May 6, 2009

“Come What May”*

I know that it’s been awhile since I posted, save for the awesomeness that was Wet Hot American Chicken, and I apologize for that.  Last semester I wrote about a theme I had come up with for that hideously bad start to my graduate school career.  I had one lined up in January for this [...]

May 4, 2009

Wet Hot American Chicken

The other night, on a fluke, my friend and I decided to head to the grocery store, grab some stuff, and make a dinner.  Instead of looking up a recipe or making some weird, pre-made meal like Hamburger Helper, I decided to just invent a dinner from scratch, because, you know, laziness.
I wanted to start [...]